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elf_dnd_ad.jpgRockin' D&D Advertisement
D&D ("Dungeons & Dragons") evidently has an awesome ad out (I haven't seen it in the wild, but Cory Doctorow has helpfully archived it (dmg copy), and I present it to you here:
I think this pretty much hits on the head my reasons for enjoying paper-and-pencil RPGs while shunning their online counterparts.